Life can be monotonous. it's time you started conquering it. 


Recall the film American Beauty? No? Allow me to refresh your memory. There was a line that the protagonist, Lester (played by Kevin Spacey), had that struck a chord the first time I viewed the film, "Remember those posters, 'Today is the first day of the rest of your life'? Well, that's true every day but one - the day you die." A bit macabre, although, true. 

Life is a funny thing. You spend your childhood abhorring nap time & looking up to the skies imploringly, wishing to grow up. But then something happens: you grow up. Lo' & behold, you have become a form of Lester; constrained by society to the point where you're wanting to reclaim yourself, your identity, your sensuality. You aren't unhappy, but you crave to be cared for in a way that makes the construct of time stop & compensates for death. To see all the beauty of the world and most of all, for you to be seen. And that's why you've found me: your guide out of the dark banality of life & onto the journey to reclaiming yourself. 

So go ahead & wander around. But don't let the sands of time pile too high, for I am ephemeral; always going where the wind takes me. Flattered & humbled you've found me. I look forward to meeting you in the flesh. 

Wickedly Yours,

-LJ, Xx

P.S. If you happen to be Kevin Spacey, hit me up for drinks. After all you've been up to, we most definitely need to talk. 



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the Looking glass

With a body built for sin, luminous caramel skin, hypnotic eyes, & a killer smile, how could you not want to indulge your occipital lobe?



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Manners Maketh Man

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