London James

It's time you started conquering life

Love. Time. death.



Recall the film American Beauty? At the time of its home release, I was but a wee lil' lass & it was shielded from my eyes. However, as a precocious child, I had to watch it. One hazy summer afternoon, I stealthily took the VHS tape & viewed the film. The themes unremittingly remained with me, but there was a line that Lester (Kevin Spacey) had that struck a chord even then, "Remember those posters, 'Today is the first day of the rest of your life'? Well, that's true every day but one - the day you die." A bit macabre, although, true. 

Life is a funny thing. You spend your childhood abhorring nap time & looking up to the skies imploringly, wishing to grow up. But then something happens - you grow up. Lo' & behold, you have become a form of Lester; constrained by society to the point where you're wanting to reclaim yourself, your identity, your sensuality. You aren't unhappy, but you crave to be cared for in a way that makes the construct of time stop & compensates for death. To see all the beauty of the world. And that's why you've found me: your guide out of the dark banality of life & onto the journey to reclaiming yourself. 

So go ahead & wander around. But don't let the sands of time pile too high, for I am ephemeral; always going where the wind takes me. Flattered & humbled you've found me. I look forward to meeting you in the flesh. 

Wickedly Yours,

-LJ, Xx

P.S. If you happen to be Kevin Spacey, hit me up for drinks. We need to talk. 


FYI: I am normally NOT AVAILABLE Monday-Friday 8am-6pm. More info  here.


the Looking glass

With a body built for sin, luminous caramel skin, hypnotic eyes, & a killer smile, how could you not want to indulge your occipital lobe?



Whether you just want to spend time together socially or more intimately, locally or jet-setting together, or are considering a long term friendship of sorts, all the engagement options can be found here. 


Manners Maketh Man

I have a thing for the Kingsmen. They say the devil is in the details, so take some time to read the fine print.

Praise the God(dess) of all, drink the wine,
let the world be the world.
— French Proverb

the connection


You can oft' find me waxing poetic regarding how chemistry is key. I've lost count as to how many times I've stated that, "I'm not everyone's cup of tea, but I am someone's *insert libation of choice here*." As you spend time getting to know me here, allow me to tell you this...

Maturity, generosity, openness, & a kind soul are the traits I seek in those I spend time with. Traits normally associated with the silver-fox variety. My preference leans towards classic, professional, & refined fellas, ladies, & couples. Whether you're a bloke, a lass, or a couple, should you embody the attributes above, I see nothing wrong with spending time with you. And you can be sans the silver. 

Nothing warms me more than a well-spoken & kind individual, that looks at me like Jay Gatsby looked at Daisy, & adores me the way Yorkie adored Kelly in San Junipero. It's quite easy to impress me...

Treat me with kindness, an open heart, & R E S P E C T. 

I know you are quite capable of that.