Good Form, I saY... 

Manners Maketh Man - please spend some time here prior to making initial contact. It's also a great idea to take a quick peek the day of our meeting to jog your memory.  -London, xx


The prelude...

Your initial message is the most important step in spending time together. I am more intentional about whom my time is spent with. A well-spoken & kind individual, that looks at me like Jay Gatsby looked at Daisy, & adores me the way Yorkie adored Kelly in San Junipero is A+ in my book.

By the way...

I do not discriminate based on race/ethnicity, age, colour, sexual orientation, religion, body type, &/or ability (ASL Proficient).

Screening is an interview of sorts. You have numerous ways to "screen" me via my website, blogs, social media presence, & verification via Eros, P411, & The Verify Guide (& few dozen handfuls of outstanding reviews). Now, extend me the courtesy of getting to know you. If you refuse to follow my screening procedures, then we have no business spending time together. 

Location is flexible as both incall & outcall are available. Please be aware there is a small additional fee for outcall to ensure I arrive safely. Although, if you're dead set on a neutral location, please +$200 along with your deposit. If we're meeting during my travels, don't you fret - the incall is all squared away.

Duos/Duets are limited. I have a select handful of friends I adore. You may find them here. 

Social Time is necessary for any date longer than three (3) or more hours. I'm more interested in building a connection than just the physical. However, if public engagements are not feasible either due to celebrity, status, or genuine privacy concerns, please inform me in advance to make other arrangements.

Overnights/Travel: Waking up next to you is something I relish the thought of. Like most energizer bunnies, once I'm tired, I'm 104% tired. To ensure that I am in fine fettle, a minimum of 6H of uninterrupted sleep per night is necessary; up to 8H to keep the sass at bay. In addition, for engagements over 24H, I do require at least 2-3H for personal care & well-being. You're welcome to join me in the gym or you can read the paper while I play business woman. 

 

The Body...

Patronage must be attended to immediately. For our mutual safety, patronage must be left in an unsealed envelope in plain view at the beginning of our date with absolutely no discussion concerning it. If we are meeting in public, please place the donation in a card or your favourite book for me to read later.

Deposits are used to safeguard our time as I will not confirm our date until it is received. My free time is extremely limited. By opting to spend time with you, I'm nixing other adventures & postponing other plans. If deposits cause you consternation, riddle me this: what am I going to do with $1000? Live the good life forever? To quote the cult classic Clueless, "Ugh, as if! I don't think so."

  • All Dates: Minimum 25% Deposit

  • Travel Engagements: 50% Deposit

Deposits: may be expedited/overnighted to PO Box - maybe in one of your favorite books with a surprise inside?  Electronic transfers are usually for established guests but exceptions may be made. The day of, cash in large bills is preferred. 

Cancellations: Life can get as mad as a hatter. Please be considerate & inform me right away. 

  • Travel plans 72H before our departure: I will retain 25% & use the rest to re-book less any incurred fees

  • Two (2) or more Cancellations: Will require 100% pre-payment before any appointment will be considered confirmed

  • I Cancel: It's extremely unlikely, but I will return 100% of your deposit unless instructed otherwise. In addition, upon our next agreed upon rendezvous, I'll show my appreciation in a sultry fashion.

No Shows are immediately placed on my personal block-list until the remainder is paid in full. In addition, I do reach out to your references to inform them of the issue. Your next appointment, if considered, will require 100% pre-payment.

 

The Coda

Reviews: I was highly reviewed but due to the legal environment, reviews are not welcome. Thank you for honouring our friendship & respecting my privacy. 

References: Please contact me before listing me as a reference. This way, I know to be on the lookout. In your interest, please only list me if we have seen one another within the last six to eight months.  In addition, you may only use me as a reference at a maximum of four times.


The Travel Date

Want to travel together? All the details you need to know can be found by hitting the button below.