Good Form...

Manners Maketh Man - please spend some time here prior to making initial contact.
It's also a great idea to take a quick peek the day of our meeting to jog your memory. 

The prelude...

The Connection: You can oft' find me waxing poetic regarding how chemistry is key. Maturity, generosity, openness, humour, & a kind soul are the traits I seek in those I spend time with. My preference leans towards classic, professional, & refined fellas, ladies, & couples. Whether you're a bloke, a lass, or a couple, should you embody the attributes above, I see nothing wrong with spending time with you. Nothing warms me more than a well-spoken & kind individual, that looks at me like Jay Gatsby looked at Daisy, & adores me the way Yorkie adored Kelly in San Junipero. 

By the way...

I do not discriminate based on race/ethnicity, age, colour, sexual orientation, religion, body type, &/or ability (ASL Proficient).

Your initial message is the first, & most important step in spending time together. As I've matured, I've found myself becoming more intentional about how & with whom my time is spent. The written word is elegant, & a bloke that grants me a glimpse into who they are is a gem I'd like to get to know. Your initial message should include all the information required via the "Connect" page. To make it easier, I even made you a handy-dandy form to fill out. 

Screening can be... different. An interview of sorts. You have numerous ways to "screen" me via my website, blogs, social media presence, & verification via Eros, P411, & The Verify Guide (& few handfuls of reviews). Now, extend me the courtesy of getting to know you. Spending time with a complete stranger requires some level of trust & rapport. Long story short, I want to ensure you're not Buffalo Bill. If you refuse to follow my screening procedures, then we have no business spending time together. 

Identification: If this is your first time visiting a companion or if your screening form contains missing information, you MAY BE (key word there is "may") asked to provide a form of identification such as the following: state issued ID or Drivers License, passport, and/or employment badge &/or business card. If this is asked of you, your full name, city of residence, date of birth, & picture will need to be visible; you may blur any other information. 

Location is flexible.  Where we kick it is up to you incall or outcall; however, high key, outcall is my preferred M.O. Although, if you're dead set on a neutral location, please send +$200 along with your deposit. If we're meeting during my travels, don't you fret - the incall is all squared away & taken care of by me (except for select cities). 

  1. Incall: I will typically provide the space. If you'd like a neutral upscale-incall location, there is a non-refundable $200 fee in addition to your deposit.
  2. Outcall: My MSP rate is inclusive of travel. Outside of MSP, kindly +$100 to the rate to ensure I arrive in your arms intact. 
  3. Overnights: Require a neutral setting. Therefore, a 4+start hotel location is preferred.

Duos/Duets are limited. I vibe off of a person's energy. I have a select handful of friends I adore. You may find them here. 

Social Time is necessary for any date longer than three (3) or more hours. I'm more interested in a gent that wants to build a connection than one that just wants to, "ah push it" (& that's a Salt-N-Pepa reference). However, if public engagements are not feasible either due to celebrity, status, or genuine privacy concerns, let me know in advance so we can make arrangements. 

Overnights/Extended Engagements: Waking up next to you is something I relish the thought of. Like most energizer bunnies, once I'm tired, I'm 104% tired. To ensure that I am in fine fettle, a minimum of 6H of uninterrupted sleep per night is necessary; up to 8H to keep the sass at a minimum. In addition, for engagements over 24H, I do require at least 2-3H for personal care & well-being. You're welcome to join me in the gym or you can read the paper while I play business woman. 


The Bread & Butter...

Patronage must be attended to immediately. For our mutual safety, patronage must be left in an unsealed envelope in plain view at the beginning of our date with absolutely no discussion concerning it. If we are meeting in public, please place the donation in a card or your favourite book for me to read later.

Deposits are used to safeguard our time as I will not confirm our date until it is received. My free time is extremely limited. By opting to spend time with you, I'm nixing other adventures & postponing other priorities; like reading those 300 pages for class. If deposits cause you consternation, riddle me this: what am I going to do with $1000? Retire? Live the good life forever? To quote the cult classic Clueless, "Ugh, as if! I don't think so."

  • MSP Dates: 25% Deposit
  • Tour Dates: 25%-50%, length of date depending
  • Travel Engagements: 50% Deposit

Currency Options: Wyclef Jean said it best, "Cash rules everything". Deposits be expedited to my P.O.Box - maybe in one of your favorite books with a surprise inside?  Electronic transfers are usually for established guests but exceptions may be made. The day of, cash in large bills is preferred. 

Date Confirmation: Once your deposit is received, you will receive a "Date Confirmation" email. This email contains some basic information regarding communications the day of our date and some "manners" refreshers.  A date is not considered "confirmed" until your deposit has been received. 

Cancellations ARE YOU F@*%ING KIDDING ME? Meh, I kid, I kid! That was funny, right? Life can get as mad as a hatter. Regardless, please be considerate & inform me in a timely manner. If you should cancel once a date has been confirmed...

  • With 24H+: I'll retain your deposit for a future escapade (30 days less any incurred fees)
  • Within 24H or less: You've now forfeit your deposit
  • Travel plans 72H before our departure: I will retain 25% & use the rest to re-book less any incurred fees
  • Two (2) or more Cancellations: Will require 100% pre-payment before any appointment will be considered confirmed
  • I Cancel: It's extremely unlikely, but I will return 100% of your deposit unless instructed otherwise. In addition, upon our next agreed upon rendezvous, I'll show my appreciation in a sultry fashion.

No Shows are immediately placed on my personal block-list until the remainder is paid in full. In addition, I do reach out to your references to inform them of the issue. Your next appointment, if considered, will require 100% pre-payment.


The Coda

"Thank You" Notes &/0r emails acknowledging our time together are quite lovely & I adore receiving & reading them. Trust me, it makes you stand out.

Reviews are well... reviews. Reviews have granted me some wonderful adventures. However, the legal issues associated with reviews have me slowly distancing myself until I feel my reputation & brand no longer require them. At this time, reviews are welcome BUT NOT to be posted without my knowledge (re: give me the heads up). Thank you for honouring our relationship & respecting my privacy. 

References are available so long as our rapport is positive. Please contact me before listing me as a reference. This way, I know to be on the lookout. In your interest, please only list me if we have seen one another within the last six to eight months. So, much can change in that timeframe. In addition, you may only use me as a reference at a maximum of four times.

Discretion is key! I will never interfere with your personal life & expect the same courtesy be extended to me.

Intellectual Property: Please don't steal my ad copy/photos okay? Otherwise I'll have a gold card with your name on it from Sister Margaret's School for Wayward Girls waiting for you. If you like my content, please contact me and I'll either (a) provide my services for you on a sliding scale or (b) point in the direction of someone that can help.

The Travel Date

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